Cause Baby I Could Build A Castle

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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intheheatherbright

Costume. Chitons.

killerchickadee

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

fabledquill

that genuinely is it

itwashotwestayedinthewater

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

childrentalking

lets bring back sheetwares

hostagesandsnacks

also chlamys:

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and exomis:

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fightthemane

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

awhiffofcavendish

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Wear blanket. Conquer world.

goys2men

That last one looks dope

moniquill

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

hc-svnt-dracones

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

pendragyn

ancient Egyptian robes

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capricorn-0mnikorn

This sort of clothing solution wasn’t just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:


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marlynnofmany

Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.

tieras

https://kalaavarsha.com/how-to-wear-or-drape-a-saree/

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deliciouswastelandgoddess

Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Lungi

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https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1

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It’s only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.

I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.

assessthatdress

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batmanisagatewaydrug

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

batmanisagatewaydrug

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

batmanisagatewaydrug

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

batmanisagatewaydrug

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

wildflower182

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

ericrmalice

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

batmanisagatewaydrug

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

transvampireboyfriend

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